Clean daily dad jokes • SMS only

Be the person who always has the perfect dad joke.

JokesHotline sends one clean, family-friendly dad joke to your phone every morning. No apps, no feeds, no scrolling—just a quick laugh when you need it.

Delivered by SMS at your chosen time PG-rated jokes, safe for kids and coworkers Takes 3 clicks to subscribe Cancel anytime in just one text
Get Daily Dad Jokes for $3.99/mo
No ads. No spam. Just one joke a day.
Step 1

Subscribe in under a minute

Tap the button, enter your phone number and payment details, and confirm your opt-in. No app downloads or accounts to manage.

Step 2

Choose when you want your joke

Pick the time of day you’d like your daily joke, and we’ll send it around that time—perfect for mornings, lunch breaks, or wind-down.

Step 3

Get one clean joke every day

Your phone lights up with a short dad joke you can enjoy or instantly forward to friends, family, or your group chat.

Simple, transparent pricing.

One plan, full access. No upsells, no confusing tiers.

Perfect if you want a tiny daily boost of joy without adding another app or subscription you never use.

JokesHotline Plan
$3.99/month
Billed monthly. Cancel anytime via text.
  • 1 clean dad joke by SMS every day
  • Safe-for-work and family-friendly
  • Works with any SMS-capable phone
  • Quick opt-out with a single STOP message
Subscribe to JokesHotline

You’ll be taken to a secure checkout page. After payment, you’ll confirm your phone number and start receiving jokes.

Frequently asked questions

What exactly do I get?

You receive one short, clean dad joke per day as a text message. That’s it—no marketing blasts, no random links, just a quick laugh.

Is it really family-friendly?

Yes. All jokes are screened to be PG and safe to read with kids, coworkers, or in a group chat.

How do I cancel?

You can cancel anytime. You’ll be able to stop messages using a standard opt-out keyword (like STOP) and manage billing through your payment provider.

Which countries are supported?

Availability depends on your SMS provider setup (for example, Twilio-supported regions). Update this section once you finalize where you’re able to send texts.